I write. I write stuff that I like. If you like what I write, great. Read it. Print it out. Copy it on disks. Give it to friends. Do just about anything you like with it, but please, have respect for the fact that I wrote it. Don't say you wrote it. Don't say that someone else wrote it. Don't attribute it to Mr. A. Nonymous. And don't put it in anything that's meant to make money without talking with me about it first. Thanks.